Monday, October 19, 2009

SO.. THIS IS LIFE?

THAT PARTY LAST NIGHT WAS OFF THE CRAZY & I WISH WE TAPED IT..

EDMONTON!! fab four, good people, alcohol, and a mother fucking stagette. no time for an essay, check the pics, bitch!


this ladies and germs, is my sister.


i don't think yall have met her yet.


.. but she's getting married


so we threw her a SEMI-surprise stagette.


.. and here's how it went down.


one of her buddies made her a book of dares she had to complete by the end of the night.


here's a sample.


i love her:)


she ain't heavy.. she's my sistaaahhhhh..


if you didn't know we were related.. it should kick in now, no?


lol i got chu b


clearly i've taken better pictures ahahah


GOTTA LOVE EDMONTON!!


flames yo, one time.






do my ladies run this mother fucker?!


helll yeahhh


souljah boy, tell em'


you're my buddy.


:)


ggw


"you must give a condom to two different men and get them to blow them up at the same time."


THATS IT?! too easy.


SHE NEEDS TWO MEN!


"you're number one."


"so how does this work exactly?"


"well, IM the bride."


"well we'd do anything for a bride!"


"haha"


"EVERYYYBODDEHHH, SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS!!"


"YAAGGGERRR BOMBS.. LEMON DROPS.."


"oh ya we have a mission to fufill."


"we gotta do this dare for the bride!"


"wait.. wait.."


"EVERYYYBODDDEHHHH!! SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS!!"


"focus."


WAS THIS EVEN IN THE DARE?! HAHAHAHA.


"okay buddy. focus. game face game face."


what?!


challenge number 32786 COMPLETE!


rage.


asher roth was there to play the drums..


WHATTT!! I LOVE YOU ASHER!!


i forgot to turn my flash back on..


oops.


there it is


too much flash, and too much boob-age. close call, close call.


CLEARLY, I LOVE EDMONTON!


apparentally, i wasn't doing exactly what i was told.


& maribeth arrested me.


my sister has my back.


THE GREAT ESCAPE!


i rock band-aids hard.


my sister just rocks hard.


fuck. she's got the legs of a vixen!! DAMMEEETTTT. hahaha


dare number 532, get a free drink from the bartender.. WHO WOULDNT GIVE IT TO ME AT FIRST! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? hahahah


dare number 23, take a blowjob from between a dude's legs


complete!


"this is too easy, give me a challenge."


checkin em' off faster than nike


the couple in the back was whyyylin


dare number 456, get a guy to take off his shirt and swing it around like a cowboy


my sister and sylvia


WHATTT!! this is my english teacher. hahahahah.. i'm a good writer right? RIGHT!?


dare number 896, get a girl to drink a shot from between ur boobs and then shake them in her face!!


*shake shake*


COMPLETE!




pretty sure you're not allowed to bring that inside hahaha


dare number 52, find a pole and dance up on it like hot fi-yah.. COMPLETE!


=)


NICK! you punkkkkk


this is my buddy.. hahahah


i love you biatch:)


end of the night.. is that.. actual jizz coming outta there?! hahahah and by jizz.. i mean alcohol.. or..


whoot whoot, love you.


20,000 hits, and we're gettin bigger and better.. good lookin' out bitches, good lookin.. new lupe is too fucking crazy!! lupe, release lasers already!! i'm antsy! weather is fuckin' dope, 7 days til i see scarborough, still broke but fuck it.. everything is fucking awesome! AND IM SPENT.. good night!

9 COMMENT:

Anonymous said...

Shit! Your sister's fucking hot!

syntifik said...

hahah.. yes i know!!

TIMOTHY said...

Is this really Lupe? It doesn't sound like him at all, dope sound still. It sounds like him at the beginning but after that...I was stunned. Lasers is going to be wah-tah-ded..!

Lookin mint in that last pic missy. Innocence for days. IF THEY ONLY KNEW lmfao

syntifik said...

RIGHT! cudi esque! nuff people saying they hate it and shit and i'm like "whaaattttt..!! shit is too kwazzzyyy!!" i love it and it's my current "i could listen to this shit forever man!" song.
& i dunno what ur talkin bout

syntifik said...

oh and yo, timothy, ILL.

Maribeth said...

Some of the pics I took on my phone, plus some of yours on FB:
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=166237&id=517180832&l=bd6ef52b4e

That one where you black boxed your sisters bagina is awesome. I swear I laughed for a good five minutes.
Then theres the condom in her hair... even funnier in the picture than in real life.
At least you didn't have to give me a lap dance like your sister red shirt dude. LOL

Anyways, twas an epic night indeed. can't wait for the next one. whos the next one ya think? lol

Ron said...

She just whipped it out... right there in public. Thats bold.

kay said...

ahaha man, i'm soooooooooooooo skanky hammered looking in all those pics!!! ahaha, oh well!!! LOVE YOU TOO!!! Thanks for the greatest stagette, eva! 'oh my!'re the sensorship! haha xoxoxo

syntifik said...

ma: thanks for the link, dooopppeeeness!! i laughed at you laughing.. i cant believed i missed the lap dance! where the fack was i!! the next one to get married?! well it's not me.. so it's probably you !! SICK SICK!! everyyybooodddehhhhh..!

ron: yeah.. girl's got some balls. get it

sister: xoxoxxoo right back at cha!! airplane status! 7 days AHHHHH!!!